The Ultimate Hatelist

The 10 Stupidest Things Girls Like: Part III

The long anticipated sequel to the Top 10 Stupidest things Girls Like and The Top 10 Stupidest Things Girls Like: Part II

10. Frienemies

Why do girls hate all of their friends? And to preemptively address the bitchy girl reading this whose like, ” This is so stupid, I don’t hate my friends”: You do. Don’t ask [...]

Top 10 Stupidest Things Girls Like: Part II

The long anticipated sequel to the Top 10 Stupidest things Girls Like
10. Karaoke

There is nothing women love more than shitty 80’s music and being the center of attention. Karaoke satisfies both of those primal female needs in addition to providing them with other favorites such as ethnic food and apple martinis. Their inevitable, shitty [...]

20 Worst Things About Attending a Professional Sporting Event

20. The new Wave of Exotic Stadium Food
Do we really need Asian-Cajun food and dragon rainbow rolls at a baseball game? I can’t even eat a hotdog without getting mustard all over my shirt, face and the guy sitting next to me and you expect me to be able to intake a cornbeef Rueben on [...]

Top 10 Most Hated People On Facebook

10. People With Middle Names
A fairly common way to elude to the fact that you are extremely pretentious and/or a douche is by speaking with a fake British accent, showing people pictures you keep in your wallet of your children that you’ve named after yourself, making hats out of papier mache` and having a middle [...]

THIS COULD BE LOVE

—–Original Message—–
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 9:50 AM
To: ******
Subject: ugh
Brad,
It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole [...]

WE JUST GOT A LETTER, WE JUST GOT A LETTER: VOL II

In a combination of worthy submitted material and my overall laziness I’ve decided to post more hates I have received from the community.

The Guy Who Insists on Pointing out you’re at a Sausage Party
Unless you shell out some serious dough on the adult section of craigslist, it’s tough to obtain the perfect girl:guy ratio at [...]

Top 10 Fictional Doctors

10. Dr. Albert W. Wily
Dr. Wily, more commonly known as the antagonist to Mega Man, helped Dr. Light create a series of humanoid robots to help mankind. However, when he wasn’t given enough credit, he reprogrammed them all to destroy the world. I know, I know, it sounds like your typical disgruntled videogame bad guy, [...]

WE JUST GOT A LETTER, WE JUST GOT A LETTER: VOL III

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Here are more hates written by people who hate things.
The “We Need to Take A Picture” Girl
“Oh that is so lame. Every hot girl that can aim a [...]

Top 10 Things I Miss About Middle School

10. Field Trips

Remember the pleasure of getting to miss a day of school to goof around with your friends while not listening to a weirdo museum tour guide go on about some crap you’re not going to be tested on? I do. Now the closest thing I get to a field trip is forcing myself [...]

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