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		<title>HATE# 54: WEBSITES THAT START PLAYING MUSIC AUTOMATICALLY</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These sites are most well known for pissing the shit out of everyone. They went out of their way to include an extremely annoying and superfluous feature in a feeble attempt to make themselves seem more appealing. Websites that play music automatically are the really big sunglasses of the internet. They are the rhinestones on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE # 53: RAISING AWARENESS</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=554</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. I&#8217;m glad you had a second to join us today because I&#8217;d like to discuss a dire issue that affects all of us: Raising Awareness.
Man, it even feels douchey typing that out. 
By definition, raising awareness refers to alerting the general public that a certain issue exists and should be approached the way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE #52: GOING TO THE DOCTOR</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=557</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the hatelist were an exclusive restaurant, &#8216;Going to the Doctor&#8217; would be able to walk in at 8pm without a reservation and get seated at the good table in the back by the window next to the Olsen twins. If you combined some of my least favorite things into one thoroughly unpleasant experience, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE #51: CHANGING THE CHANNEL AT A BAR</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=560</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many things in this world that are inherently difficult; for example running a marathon, checking your fantasy team at work without getting caught and learning to use the mouse with your left hand so you can continue to beat off while seamlessly navigating through several different pornographic website free trials. Changing the channel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE #50: THE BLOW POP CAPE</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=564</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The small, rudimentary bliss one extracts from a blow pop is so awesome it can only be measured in rainbows and sunshine. The moment your tongue caresses that oddly circumcised looking, artificially candy flavored pop of goodness like a virgin’s nipple, is just unbeatable. I love Blow Pops more than J.J Abrams likes time travel. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE #49: WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE EAST</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=567</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t hate the Middle East as much as I&#8217;m just tired of hearing about it. Okay, that&#8217;s a lie. I hate it as I hate hell all Montagues and thee. But I really am tired of hearing about it. Why are these guys so mad? Your life doesn’t seem so bad. If my scholastic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE #48: GHOST CALLS</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=570</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Besides my dad&#8217;s Lady Gaga ring tone, Ghost Calls are quite possibly one of the most irksome exchanges one can have with a cellular telephone. To clarify, a Ghost Call transpires in the event of a missed call from an unknown number that doesn&#8217;t result in a voicemail. This hate presents a particularly unique brand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE #47: HANGING UP DRESS PANTS</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=573</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The act of taking off dress pants is the worst garment related situation an individual can find themselves in, short of taking off dress pants you just sharted in. To start, any scenario which would require such formal attire probably sucks enough to warrant its own spot on the hatelist. Whether it be work, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE # 46: BAD TIVO FAST-FORWARDERS</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=283</link>
		<comments>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=283#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am beginning to lose faith in technology, as well as humanity in general, because as soon as we solve a problem by coming out with something totally fucking awesome, we really only create another problem.
I was nothing but a mere awkward adolescent when TiVo came to my town in January of 99. People traveled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HATE #45: AILUROPODA MELANOLEUCA</title>
		<link>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=280</link>
		<comments>http://ultimatehatelist.com/?p=280#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ailuropoda melanoleuca, more commonly known as the Giant Panda, is not only the furry embodiment of ineptitude, but evokes the misplaced compassion of women who probably have a huge bush, guys who want to bang chicks with huge bushes and people who are pretty much incapable of functioning on the same plane of existence as [...]]]></description>
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