The Ultimate Hatelist

These sites are most well known for pissing the shit out of everyone. They went out of their way to include an extremely annoying and superfluous feature in a feeble attempt to make themselves seem more appealing. Websites that play music automatically are the really big sunglasses of the internet. They are the rhinestones on the internet’s cell phone cover. They are the kissy face the internet makes in every picture. It’s more irritating than America Online and more useless than Linked In. As if listening to what sounds like an 6 year old play the piano or the sound track to a yoga class is going to make me fall deeply in love with your site. Most likely what will happen is that I’ll forget my volume settings, go deaf upon entering your site and won’t want or won’t be able to use whatever crummy product you’re peddling. This is right up there with the advertisements featuring huge cocks right next to your streaming porn video and Flash videos.

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